omg i'm devastated. i just got an email from the hospital asking if i'd like to volunteer again.
Dear Hannah,
How’s school? Hope you are doing fine over at Shanghai. Just asking if you would like to volunteer when you are back in Singapore. Do take care of yourself and study hard!
WRONG PERSON!!! and i was over the moon when i saw that email; i even told my dad. and then i find that he probably sent it to the wrong girl :( so much for thinking that maybe i did do something constuctive. major anti-climax.
i swear i will mope about this for the next 8 hours.
Friday, October 30, 2009
Friday, October 9, 2009
FML
i love this website. it makes me feel so much better about MY life.
Today, I was looking at my wedding photos. The photographer moved onto the "candid" shots and thought it would be cute to have pics of us making out at the reception. I have blonde hair. The girl in the picture did not. FML
Today, I invited over 30 people to come to the park with me since the day was nice and cool. I sat there for three hours by myself. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My best friend called me at work and offered to take me out to lunch. When he went to pay for the meal, his card was declined so I told him not to worry and that I would pay for the birthday meal. He looked at me and said "It's your birthday?" He was serious. FML
Today, it was my birthday. I asked my mom that instead of a present if she would make a donation to my favourite charity. She said that this wasn't a "proper" present for a 15-year-old girl. Instead she got me a kettle because "ours had broke and you make the most tea in the family." FML
Today, I open my front door and saw a covered basket with a card from my girlfriend on it. I picked it up and read, "Hope this cheers you up." I uncovered the basket to find a golden labrador puppy. It's eyes were closed and it wasn't breathing. FML
Today, I learned that if you're going to tell your mother you are gay, make sure she isn't holding a frying pan filled with hot grease. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a beautiful pair of very expensive diamond earrings, along with a card that read, "To my beautiful brown eyed Princess." My ears aren't pierced, and my eyes are green. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me out to dinner, which we never do. While at the restaurant he gets down on his knees, looks me in the eyes, and pulls out a little box. He opens it and inside is a note that says 'We're Done.' He then leaves me at the restaurant with the bill and the $2.00 box. FML
what an ASS
Today, I was at the Salvation Army when I saw a wheelchair in the miscellaneous aisle. I thought it would be fun to ride around in it. As I was wheeling it back to where I found it, I made it back just as it's owner was hobbling out of the dressing room. FML
Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML
this would happen to me
Today, I was eating ice cream and struggling to chew a particularly hard chunk of chocolate. After finally breaking it into pieces, I spat it out because it tasted terrible. Then I discovered that I was missing my temporary crown. Now I have no upper molar. FML
Today, I poured my heart out into what had to be my greatest set of lyrics for my band ever, at the same time my teacher was explaining chemical changes to the class. At the end of the lecture he picked up my paper, and set it on fire to demonstrate a chemical change. FML
Today, I was looking at my wedding photos. The photographer moved onto the "candid" shots and thought it would be cute to have pics of us making out at the reception. I have blonde hair. The girl in the picture did not. FML
Today, I invited over 30 people to come to the park with me since the day was nice and cool. I sat there for three hours by myself. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My best friend called me at work and offered to take me out to lunch. When he went to pay for the meal, his card was declined so I told him not to worry and that I would pay for the birthday meal. He looked at me and said "It's your birthday?" He was serious. FML
Today, it was my birthday. I asked my mom that instead of a present if she would make a donation to my favourite charity. She said that this wasn't a "proper" present for a 15-year-old girl. Instead she got me a kettle because "ours had broke and you make the most tea in the family." FML
Today, I open my front door and saw a covered basket with a card from my girlfriend on it. I picked it up and read, "Hope this cheers you up." I uncovered the basket to find a golden labrador puppy. It's eyes were closed and it wasn't breathing. FML
Today, I learned that if you're going to tell your mother you are gay, make sure she isn't holding a frying pan filled with hot grease. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a beautiful pair of very expensive diamond earrings, along with a card that read, "To my beautiful brown eyed Princess." My ears aren't pierced, and my eyes are green. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me out to dinner, which we never do. While at the restaurant he gets down on his knees, looks me in the eyes, and pulls out a little box. He opens it and inside is a note that says 'We're Done.' He then leaves me at the restaurant with the bill and the $2.00 box. FML
what an ASS
Today, I was at the Salvation Army when I saw a wheelchair in the miscellaneous aisle. I thought it would be fun to ride around in it. As I was wheeling it back to where I found it, I made it back just as it's owner was hobbling out of the dressing room. FML
Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML
this would happen to me
Today, I was eating ice cream and struggling to chew a particularly hard chunk of chocolate. After finally breaking it into pieces, I spat it out because it tasted terrible. Then I discovered that I was missing my temporary crown. Now I have no upper molar. FML
Today, I poured my heart out into what had to be my greatest set of lyrics for my band ever, at the same time my teacher was explaining chemical changes to the class. At the end of the lecture he picked up my paper, and set it on fire to demonstrate a chemical change. FML
Thursday, October 8, 2009
Papa called me a wimp
OHHHHH I'M IN AGONY!!! actually not really since my dad gave me some eyedrops and a gel that looks like crap. no seriously, it really is the colour of crap. so now, i look like i have solidified crap-coloured tears cause he applied it to my lower eyelid. AND he called me a wimp. he said i looked like i was going for eye surgery to pop the damn thing instead of just putting eyedrops.
HMPH! how do i know the eyedrops are really eyedrops huh?? maybe the pharmacist accidentally put acid in it instead. or maybe the person who gave me the eyedrops isn't really my dad but someone who just looks like my dad and wants to kill me for some unfathomable reason?? there are a LOT of things to be worried about.
HMPH! how do i know the eyedrops are really eyedrops huh?? maybe the pharmacist accidentally put acid in it instead. or maybe the person who gave me the eyedrops isn't really my dad but someone who just looks like my dad and wants to kill me for some unfathomable reason?? there are a LOT of things to be worried about.
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
EEP
how??? my eye is practically KILLING ME. okay fine the pain isn't that bad but it's the discomfort that i'm a little worried about. how'm i sposed to concentrate on the tests when i can't even look left properly?? okay it mayn't sound that bad, but trust me it's affects your concentration quite a lot. and i can't really see with my right eye - it's a bit blurry. Thank goodness i was able to finish the history paper. and thank god facist japan didn't come out!!!
i think i'm falling more and more in love with boyce avenue :) i love the lead singer's voice. *sigh*
p.s. EEEPP!! what if i go blind??? i don't want to go blind. pleasegodpleasegodpleasegod don't let me go blind pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease
i think i'm falling more and more in love with boyce avenue :) i love the lead singer's voice. *sigh*
p.s. EEEPP!! what if i go blind??? i don't want to go blind. pleasegodpleasegodpleasegod don't let me go blind pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease
Saturday, October 3, 2009
FML
Today, I was at my son's baseball game when a foul ball came flying toward my brand new car. In an attempt to save my windshield, I dove onto trying to stop the ball only to land on my windshield, crack it and see the ball land safely on the ground next to my car. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. Everything went great, except that no one showed up. Apparently, the address of the invitation was typed wrong. FML
Today, I walked into my brother's house to see him unshaven and still in pyjamas eating ice-cream straight from the tub. I said jokingly, "You're lucky you have your wife, no one else could love you." His wife had just told him she was leaving him for her orthodontist. FML
Today, I went to my former high school's homecoming game. A classmate who I always had a crush on looks up and goes "Brian!", holding her arms out for a hug. I hug her and she seems a bit suprised but hugs back anyway. I get up and see another Brian from our class behind me. Shame. FML
Today, my english teacher asked me why I didn't have my project completed. Thinking quick on my feet I told her it was because my grandmother had just passed away. Apparently they go to the same country club and have known each other for years. My teacher started crying and ran out of the room. FML
Today, my daughter learned how to write her name correctly for the first time. Only thing is, she decided to practise writing it all over my body with a sharpie while I was sleeping. Work starts in 30 minutes. FML
Today, my boyfried of 4 years broke up with me. Via text. With the iPhone I got him for our anniversary. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply saying "Nope." FML
Today, I lent my parents a copy of "The Dark Knight", saying it was one of my favourite movies so they needed to watch it. A bit later my mom called. Apparently my roommate wanted to watch it as well, but couldn't find the case to his porno and decided to just use the Batman case instead. FML
MLIA
Today, while driving, I wondered what it would be like to drive without a windshield. After brief speculation, I concluded that it would be very windy. I then realized why it is called a windshield. MLIA
Today, I watched Bear in the Big Blue House for the first time since I as 7. I'm 18 now and the first thing Bear said when he opened the door was 'My, how you've grown!'It made me feel good to know he remembers me. MLIA
Today, I was on Yahoo! creating a new account. After filling in my name, and alternate email it asked for my birthdate. By mistake, I typed an extra digit in the year section, and a little robot came up on the screen asking," Are you really from the future?!" It made my day.
Today I got prank called by someone who asked me if my fridge was running. I ignored the question and hung up. 2 minutes later I heard a knock on my door. I open the door just in time to see someone in a big box painted up like a fridge running away. MLIA
Today, a kid in my class told the teacher that his dog ate his homework. The teacher laughed, until the kid silently pulled out a clear ziplock bag with an obviously chewed piece of paper in it. We all applauded. MLIA
DAMN some people have all the luck
Today, I lost my mood ring. Now I don't even know how I feel about this. MLIA.
Today at work, I was moving some child mannequins and accidentally placed a girl mannequin and a boy mannequin with their faces together. I quickly turned them away saying "You're too young." A customer saw me and dramatically said "Honestly, kids these days!" slapped the boy mannequin across the face and stomped off. I love my job. MLIA
Today, I had to go to the hospital and was hooked up to a heart moniter. Everytime I would breath in or out, the line on the moniter would move up or down, or in squiggles. I spent the next two hours breathing heavily or lightly while trying to create a bunny on the screen. I succeded. MLIA
I so gotta try this
Today I asked my 3 year old son what he wanted to be when he grew up. He thought for a minute and said, "Annakin Skywalker." I looked at him, surprised, and said, "I thought you wanted to be Darth Vader." To that he replied, "Mommy, they're the same person." I have never been so proud. MLIA
Today, my little brother asked me what "porn" is. Not wanting to tell him the truth, I immediately told him it was the abbreviation of "popcorn". Later at night he told my parents that he wanted to watch a movie with porn. MLIA
Today, I began writing a paper that is due tomorrow morning. Instead of writing today's date in the header, I wrote the date it was three days ago to make it seem like I didn't start this last minute. MLIA.
I'm proud to say that i do this pretty often =DD
Today I went to take a shower and in the middle of my shower something felt weird under my feet. I looked down to find I was still wearing my socks. MLIA
Today, at dinner, my mom asked my sister how many kids she wanted. My sister replied "I want 22, each with a different daddy so I can get more child support" My sister is never allowed outside again. MLIA
Today, I watched Bear in the Big Blue House for the first time since I as 7. I'm 18 now and the first thing Bear said when he opened the door was 'My, how you've grown!'It made me feel good to know he remembers me. MLIA
Today, I was on Yahoo! creating a new account. After filling in my name, and alternate email it asked for my birthdate. By mistake, I typed an extra digit in the year section, and a little robot came up on the screen asking," Are you really from the future?!" It made my day.
Today I got prank called by someone who asked me if my fridge was running. I ignored the question and hung up. 2 minutes later I heard a knock on my door. I open the door just in time to see someone in a big box painted up like a fridge running away. MLIA
Today, a kid in my class told the teacher that his dog ate his homework. The teacher laughed, until the kid silently pulled out a clear ziplock bag with an obviously chewed piece of paper in it. We all applauded. MLIA
DAMN some people have all the luck
Today, I lost my mood ring. Now I don't even know how I feel about this. MLIA.
Today at work, I was moving some child mannequins and accidentally placed a girl mannequin and a boy mannequin with their faces together. I quickly turned them away saying "You're too young." A customer saw me and dramatically said "Honestly, kids these days!" slapped the boy mannequin across the face and stomped off. I love my job. MLIA
Today, I had to go to the hospital and was hooked up to a heart moniter. Everytime I would breath in or out, the line on the moniter would move up or down, or in squiggles. I spent the next two hours breathing heavily or lightly while trying to create a bunny on the screen. I succeded. MLIA
I so gotta try this
Today I asked my 3 year old son what he wanted to be when he grew up. He thought for a minute and said, "Annakin Skywalker." I looked at him, surprised, and said, "I thought you wanted to be Darth Vader." To that he replied, "Mommy, they're the same person." I have never been so proud. MLIA
Today, my little brother asked me what "porn" is. Not wanting to tell him the truth, I immediately told him it was the abbreviation of "popcorn". Later at night he told my parents that he wanted to watch a movie with porn. MLIA
Today, I began writing a paper that is due tomorrow morning. Instead of writing today's date in the header, I wrote the date it was three days ago to make it seem like I didn't start this last minute. MLIA.
I'm proud to say that i do this pretty often =DD
Today I went to take a shower and in the middle of my shower something felt weird under my feet. I looked down to find I was still wearing my socks. MLIA
Today, at dinner, my mom asked my sister how many kids she wanted. My sister replied "I want 22, each with a different daddy so I can get more child support" My sister is never allowed outside again. MLIA
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