MLIA

Today, while driving, I wondered what it would be like to drive without a windshield. After brief speculation, I concluded that it would be very windy. I then realized why it is called a windshield. MLIA

Today, I watched Bear in the Big Blue House for the first time since I as 7. I'm 18 now and the first thing Bear said when he opened the door was 'My, how you've grown!'It made me feel good to know he remembers me. MLIA

Today, I was on Yahoo! creating a new account. After filling in my name, and alternate email it asked for my birthdate. By mistake, I typed an extra digit in the year section, and a little robot came up on the screen asking," Are you really from the future?!" It made my day.

Today I got prank called by someone who asked me if my fridge was running. I ignored the question and hung up. 2 minutes later I heard a knock on my door. I open the door just in time to see someone in a big box painted up like a fridge running away. MLIA

Today, a kid in my class told the teacher that his dog ate his homework. The teacher laughed, until the kid silently pulled out a clear ziplock bag with an obviously chewed piece of paper in it. We all applauded. MLIA
DAMN some people have all the luck

Today, I lost my mood ring. Now I don't even know how I feel about this. MLIA.

Today at work, I was moving some child mannequins and accidentally placed a girl mannequin and a boy mannequin with their faces together. I quickly turned them away saying "You're too young." A customer saw me and dramatically said "Honestly, kids these days!" slapped the boy mannequin across the face and stomped off. I love my job. MLIA

Today, I had to go to the hospital and was hooked up to a heart moniter. Everytime I would breath in or out, the line on the moniter would move up or down, or in squiggles. I spent the next two hours breathing heavily or lightly while trying to create a bunny on the screen. I succeded. MLIA
I so gotta try this

Today I asked my 3 year old son what he wanted to be when he grew up. He thought for a minute and said, "Annakin Skywalker." I looked at him, surprised, and said, "I thought you wanted to be Darth Vader." To that he replied, "Mommy, they're the same person." I have never been so proud. MLIA

Today, my little brother asked me what "porn" is. Not wanting to tell him the truth, I immediately told him it was the abbreviation of "popcorn". Later at night he told my parents that he wanted to watch a movie with porn. MLIA

Today, I began writing a paper that is due tomorrow morning. Instead of writing today's date in the header, I wrote the date it was three days ago to make it seem like I didn't start this last minute. MLIA.
I'm proud to say that i do this pretty often =DD

Today I went to take a shower and in the middle of my shower something felt weird under my feet. I looked down to find I was still wearing my socks. MLIA

Today, at dinner, my mom asked my sister how many kids she wanted. My sister replied "I want 22, each with a different daddy so I can get more child support" My sister is never allowed outside again. MLIA