Stuff

i've been wanting to post for some time but i've been too lazy to.

1) i've officially given up trying to play the guitar. it's pretty much near impossible for me to play the darn instrument due to a certain birth defect of mine. ah well, at least it was worth a shot.

2) according to my new soap bottle, i now smell of green tea and cucumber. i know, gross.

3) i'm sure beyond doubt that i will spend the rest of my holidays either being cooped up at home, yelled at by my coach or in some horrible part of this world trying to keep from being turned into a popsicle.

4) church is no longer a familiar place. no one talks to me or even bothers to say hi. okay fine that isn't entire true. but out of my entire dcg class, only abigail ever talks to me. honestly, it's like whatever chemistry i had with my used-to-be-friends has vanished; which is a huge deal cause i used to be pretty tight with all of them, with one or two exceptions. i blame myself. and a couple other people. but if i'm being truly honest with myself, i guess it's mostly my fault. it was probably bound to happen anyway. oh well, story of my life.

5) i think my coach is going through menopause or something. just kidding, but he really is becoming more and more ...how should i put it...hormonal. okay fine, more naggy, mean, horrible, that sorta thing. i think he's trying to pressurise us into doing better instead of being mr nice guy all the time like he is with the other kids. and the number of pep talks he's been giving us is increasing like crazy. sometimes, i feel a little inspired to play better. sorta like when mrs ng gives us her kind of pep talks. but on the downside, the whole "pressurise-them-so-they-play-better" thing isn't really working for me.

6) i think i'm trying too hard to get my footwork right. seems like the more i play, the worse i become. i miss more balls than ever now. and my timing is way off. coach says i'm too stiff and i need to bend my knees and turn my hips more. but every time i do (or try to) i feel really strange and awkward. i don't even know HOW i should be bending my knees.

7) i'm a little apprehensive about my ROCs trip. part of me thinks i'm gonna have tons of fun. and the other part thinks i'm gonna have trouble blending in. i mean fitting in wasn't much of a problem in OBS since, y'know, we were all pretty much forced to given the situation and all. who knows, maybe i could have some me-time ore fun with people i already know.

8) jared padelecki really should keep his fringe. he doesn't look very good with his forehead exposed.

ta!

Mistaken Identity

omg i'm devastated. i just got an email from the hospital asking if i'd like to volunteer again.

Dear Hannah,

How’s school? Hope you are doing fine over at Shanghai. Just asking if you would like to volunteer when you are back in Singapore. Do take care of yourself and study hard!


WRONG PERSON!!! and i was over the moon when i saw that email; i even told my dad. and then i find that he probably sent it to the wrong girl :( so much for thinking that maybe i did do something constuctive. major anti-climax.

i swear i will mope about this for the next 8 hours.

FML

i love this website. it makes me feel so much better about MY life.

Today, I was looking at my wedding photos. The photographer moved onto the "candid" shots and thought it would be cute to have pics of us making out at the reception. I have blonde hair. The girl in the picture did not. FML

Today, I invited over 30 people to come to the park with me since the day was nice and cool. I sat there for three hours by myself. FML

Today, it's my birthday. My best friend called me at work and offered to take me out to lunch. When he went to pay for the meal, his card was declined so I told him not to worry and that I would pay for the birthday meal. He looked at me and said "It's your birthday?" He was serious. FML

Today, it was my birthday. I asked my mom that instead of a present if she would make a donation to my favourite charity. She said that this wasn't a "proper" present for a 15-year-old girl. Instead she got me a kettle because "ours had broke and you make the most tea in the family." FML

Today, I open my front door and saw a covered basket with a card from my girlfriend on it. I picked it up and read, "Hope this cheers you up." I uncovered the basket to find a golden labrador puppy. It's eyes were closed and it wasn't breathing. FML

Today, I learned that if you're going to tell your mother you are gay, make sure she isn't holding a frying pan filled with hot grease. FML

Today, my boyfriend bought me a beautiful pair of very expensive diamond earrings, along with a card that read, "To my beautiful brown eyed Princess." My ears aren't pierced, and my eyes are green. FML

Today, my boyfriend asked me out to dinner, which we never do. While at the restaurant he gets down on his knees, looks me in the eyes, and pulls out a little box. He opens it and inside is a note that says 'We're Done.' He then leaves me at the restaurant with the bill and the $2.00 box. FML
what an ASS

Today, I was at the Salvation Army when I saw a wheelchair in the miscellaneous aisle. I thought it would be fun to ride around in it. As I was wheeling it back to where I found it, I made it back just as it's owner was hobbling out of the dressing room. FML

Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML
this would happen to me

Today, I was eating ice cream and struggling to chew a particularly hard chunk of chocolate. After finally breaking it into pieces, I spat it out because it tasted terrible. Then I discovered that I was missing my temporary crown. Now I have no upper molar. FML

Today, I poured my heart out into what had to be my greatest set of lyrics for my band ever, at the same time my teacher was explaining chemical changes to the class. At the end of the lecture he picked up my paper, and set it on fire to demonstrate a chemical change. FML

Papa called me a wimp

OHHHHH I'M IN AGONY!!! actually not really since my dad gave me some eyedrops and a gel that looks like crap. no seriously, it really is the colour of crap. so now, i look like i have solidified crap-coloured tears cause he applied it to my lower eyelid. AND he called me a wimp. he said i looked like i was going for eye surgery to pop the damn thing instead of just putting eyedrops.

HMPH! how do i know the eyedrops are really eyedrops huh?? maybe the pharmacist accidentally put acid in it instead. or maybe the person who gave me the eyedrops isn't really my dad but someone who just looks like my dad and wants to kill me for some unfathomable reason?? there are a LOT of things to be worried about.

EEP

how??? my eye is practically KILLING ME. okay fine the pain isn't that bad but it's the discomfort that i'm a little worried about. how'm i sposed to concentrate on the tests when i can't even look left properly?? okay it mayn't sound that bad, but trust me it's affects your concentration quite a lot. and i can't really see with my right eye - it's a bit blurry. Thank goodness i was able to finish the history paper. and thank god facist japan didn't come out!!!

i think i'm falling more and more in love with boyce avenue :) i love the lead singer's voice. *sigh*

p.s. EEEPP!! what if i go blind??? i don't want to go blind. pleasegodpleasegodpleasegod don't let me go blind pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease

Amazing cover

guess who's not studying for eoys?

FML

Today, I was at my son's baseball game when a foul ball came flying toward my brand new car. In an attempt to save my windshield, I dove onto trying to stop the ball only to land on my windshield, crack it and see the ball land safely on the ground next to my car. FML

Today, it was my wedding day. Everything went great, except that no one showed up. Apparently, the address of the invitation was typed wrong. FML

Today, I walked into my brother's house to see him unshaven and still in pyjamas eating ice-cream straight from the tub. I said jokingly, "You're lucky you have your wife, no one else could love you." His wife had just told him she was leaving him for her orthodontist. FML

Today, I went to my former high school's homecoming game. A classmate who I always had a crush on looks up and goes "Brian!", holding her arms out for a hug. I hug her and she seems a bit suprised but hugs back anyway. I get up and see another Brian from our class behind me. Shame. FML

Today, my english teacher asked me why I didn't have my project completed. Thinking quick on my feet I told her it was because my grandmother had just passed away. Apparently they go to the same country club and have known each other for years. My teacher started crying and ran out of the room. FML

Today, my daughter learned how to write her name correctly for the first time. Only thing is, she decided to practise writing it all over my body with a sharpie while I was sleeping. Work starts in 30 minutes. FML

Today, my boyfried of 4 years broke up with me. Via text. With the iPhone I got him for our anniversary. FML

Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply saying "Nope." FML

Today, I lent my parents a copy of "The Dark Knight", saying it was one of my favourite movies so they needed to watch it. A bit later my mom called. Apparently my roommate wanted to watch it as well, but couldn't find the case to his porno and decided to just use the Batman case instead. FML